This dog wants to know where you’ve been all his life.


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This cat logged on at 3am just to cyber with you.


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This seal hasn’t seen a fine piece of tail like you around these waters in quite some time.


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This dog got all dressed up because she knew you’d be here tonight.


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This squirrel wants to show you what he can do with that cherry stem.


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This cat really knows how to use body language.


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This kinky cat wants to know if you’re into handcuffs. Yikes!


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This cat thinks it’s time to take it into the bedroom.


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This turtle is laughing at ALL of your jokes.


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This cat just cranked up “I Wanna Sex You Up” by Color Me Badd.


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This sloth’s #1 pickup line is: “If you were a tree, I’d be a treehugger.”


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This cat wrote a song for you. It’s called “Heavy Petting.”


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This frog is slowly devising an intricate plan of artful seduction.


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This cat just noticed you at the bar. She wants to buy you a drink.


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This hamster is a little overeager when you ask her what she’s doing tonight.


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This sheep wants you baaaaaaad.


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This cat is pretty much ready to jump into bed with you.


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This cat just lowered the blinds so you two can have a little more privacy.


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This cat thinks you’re the real woman he’s been waiting for.


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This Shiba Inu is giving you a sneak peek of what you’re missing out on.


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The baddest cat in town thinks you’re a total babe.


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This bear is working her best asset: firm, shapely legs.


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This cat wants to run his claws through your hair.


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This cat is inviting you to do a body shot.


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This penguin keeps eyeing you from across a crowded room, but all these other dumb penguins keep getting in the way.


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This cat wants to know how you take your whiskey.


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This cat wore her sexy underwear for you.


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This cat wants to know if you come to this part of the kitchen often.


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This calf has been listening to too much Jodeci and now wants to “Freak You.”


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This kitten keeps walking past you to see if you’ll notice him.


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This gentlemanly bird has brought you your favorite beer: Amstel Light.


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This cat didn’t invite you over just to watch TV.


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This cat is literally head over heels for you.


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You stopped this pug in her tracks when you walked into the room.


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This dog drew you a candlelit bath.


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This cat wants you to know he’s naked under all these foam peanuts.